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عدد الرسائل : 334 العمر : 32 مـكان الإقـامة : Japan الهـوايات : wha? تاريخ التسجيل : 19/04/2007
| موضوع: what an interview =P السبت يونيو 23, 2007 8:05 pm | |
| A foreign newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in >>Egypt, so they send a female reporter to interview the common >>citizen in Egypt … when she arrives at Cairo … she picks a random >>guy and, starts her interview >> >> >> >> >> >>Reporter : Hi >> >>Egyptian : We 3alaykom el salam ya 2otta >> >>Reporter : Do u speak English? >> >>Egyptian : Berfect >> >>Reporter : Do u mind if I interview u? >> >>Egyptian : No, I don't have a mind >> >>Reporter : What's your name? >> >>Egyptian : Taha >> >>Reporter : Sex? >> >>Taha : I love it >> >>Reporter : Oh no, I meant male or female? >> >>Taha ( yelling ) : What do u sink? >> >>Reporter : It's just for the sake of the report .. never mind .. >>male >> >>Taha : Yes male .. and I can brove it any time u want >> >>[color:bd7d=#ff0000:bd7d]Reporter : No, thanks, I'll take u for ur word .. so .. how do u >>find life here in Egypt? [/size]>> [size=16]>>Taha : Egypt .. very nice cantry .. nice wizar .. nice food .. >>byramids >> >>[color=#ff0000]Reporter : Oh well .. beside the weather and the pyramids .. what >>else do u like in ur country? >> >>Taha : Byramids, nice wizar, nice food >> >>Reporter : Ok … let's move on .. what do u do? >> >>Taha : I am very well .. sank u >> >>Reporter : No, I mean do u have a job? >> >>Taha (looking around him and whispering) : Jobat? … no I don't have >>any ( jobat ) … lessa mastaba7nash .. do u have a ( job ) with u? >>we can smoke it in my car … don't worry about bolice >> >>Reporter : Oh my God, DO YOU WORK ? >> >>Taha : Yas yas .. taxi driver >> >>Reporter : What do u think about the traffic problem in Egypt? >> >>Taha : Very big broblem .. very much cars .. u see? .. but za >>guvurment is trying to make it bettar .. zey did the circle street >>and za me7war street .. and zey make all streets one way so if u go >>... u can't come back … niahahahaha3 >> >>Reporter : What about the economic problems in Egypt? >> >>Taha : I do not understand what u say >> >>Reporter : I mean … how do u deal with money problems in Egypt? >> >>Taha : NO NO NO … Egypt very rich cantry .. we have a lot of cotton >>… a lot of water … and we have byramids >> >>Reporter : So do u make a lot of money? >> >>Taha : No no .. it is not legal to make money .. one frend I know >>make money at home .. and he go to brizon .. if u make money at >>home .. u can only give it to za banzeen man .. they take any money >> >>Reporter : Let me rephrase .. since Egypt is a rich country .. do u >>have a lot of money? >> >>Taha : Me?! .. not a lot .. but I eat and drink el7amdolellah >> >>Reporter : Then where does all the money go? >> >>Taha : Guvurment >> >>Reporter : And what does the government do with the money? >> >>Taha : Zey build circle street, me7war street and make all streets >>one way >> >>Reporter : Ok ... do u vote? >> >>Taha : What duz zat mean? >> >>Reporter : Do u choose your president? >> >>Taha : Mubarak? >> >>Reporter : Yes >> >>Taha (nervously) : I didn't give my voice .. but if I was .. I will >>give him my voice >> >>Reporter : Why him? >> >>Taha : Because he was an airoplane in za war .. ha waz za leader >>airoplane >> >>Reporter : But there r no wars right now >> >>Taha : But if we have war .. u see? We know we will have a very >>good airoplane in it >> >>Reporter : What about the last 26 years? >> >>Taha : I got marry .. and have 3ala2 and Amira .. and drive taxi >> >>Reporter : No, I meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 >>years? >> >>Taha : He build circle street, me7war street and make all streets >>one way >> >>Reporter : Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha >> >>Taha : No broblem, only 10 bounds >> >>Reporter : I never said I will pay u for this >> >>Taha : Ok .. just give me the ( job ) then .. we smoke, and make >>head >> >>Reporter : Grrrrrrrr >> >>Taha : Ok ok .. need a taxi? >>
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