what an interview =P

A foreign newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in
>>Egypt, so they send a female reporter to interview the common
>>citizen in Egypt … when she arrives at Cairo … she picks a random
>>guy and, starts her interview
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>>Reporter : Hi
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>>Egyptian : We 3alaykom el salam ya 2otta
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>>Reporter : Do u speak English?
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>>Egyptian : Berfect
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>>Reporter : Do u mind if I interview u?
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>>Egyptian : No, I don't have a mind
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>>Reporter : What's your name?
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>>Egyptian : Taha
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>>Reporter : Sex?
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>>Taha : I love it
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>>Reporter : Oh no, I meant male or female?
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>>Taha ( yelling ) : What do u sink?
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>>Reporter : It's just for the sake of the report .. never mind ..
>>male
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>>Taha : Yes male .. and I can brove it any time u want
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>>[color:bd7d=#ff0000:bd7d]Reporter : No, thanks, I'll take u for ur word .. so .. how do u
>>find life here in Egypt?
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[size=16]>>Taha : Egypt .. very nice cantry .. nice wizar .. nice food ..
>>byramids
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>>[color=#ff0000]Reporter : Oh well .. beside the weather and the pyramids .. what
>>else do u like in ur country?
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>>Taha : Byramids, nice wizar, nice food
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>>Reporter : Ok … let's move on .. what do u do?
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>>Taha : I am very well .. sank u
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>>Reporter : No, I mean do u have a job?
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>>Taha (looking around him and whispering) : Jobat? … no I don't have
>>any ( jobat ) … lessa mastaba7nash .. do u have a ( job ) with u?
>>we can smoke it in my car … don't worry about bolice
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>>Reporter : Oh my God, DO YOU WORK ?
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>>Taha : Yas yas .. taxi driver
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>>Reporter : What do u think about the traffic problem in Egypt?
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>>Taha : Very big broblem .. very much cars .. u see? .. but za
>>guvurment is trying to make it bettar .. zey did the circle street
>>and za me7war street .. and zey make all streets one way so if u go
>>... u can't come back … niahahahaha3
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>>Reporter : What about the economic problems in Egypt?
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>>Taha : I do not understand what u say
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>>Reporter : I mean … how do u deal with money problems in Egypt?
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>>Taha : NO NO NO … Egypt very rich cantry .. we have a lot of cotton
>>… a lot of water … and we have byramids
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>>Reporter : So do u make a lot of money?
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>>Taha : No no .. it is not legal to make money .. one frend I know
>>make money at home .. and he go to brizon .. if u make money at
>>home .. u can only give it to za banzeen man .. they take any money
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>>Reporter : Let me rephrase .. since Egypt is a rich country .. do u
>>have a lot of money?
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>>Taha : Me?! .. not a lot .. but I eat and drink el7amdolellah
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>>Reporter : Then where does all the money go?
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>>Taha : Guvurment
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>>Reporter : And what does the government do with the money?
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>>Taha : Zey build circle street, me7war street and make all streets
>>one way
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>>Reporter : Ok ... do u vote?
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>>Taha : What duz zat mean?
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>>Reporter : Do u choose your president?
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>>Taha : Mubarak?
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>>Reporter : Yes
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>>Taha (nervously) : I didn't give my voice .. but if I was .. I will
>>give him my voice
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>>Reporter : Why him?
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>>Taha : Because he was an airoplane in za war .. ha waz za leader
>>airoplane
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>>Reporter : But there r no wars right now
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>>Taha : But if we have war .. u see? We know we will have a very
>>good airoplane in it
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>>Reporter : What about the last 26 years?
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>>Taha : I got marry .. and have 3ala2 and Amira .. and drive taxi
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>>Reporter : No, I meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26
>>years?
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>>Taha : He build circle street, me7war street and make all streets
>>one way
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>>Reporter : Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
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>>Taha : No broblem, only 10 bounds
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>>Reporter : I never said I will pay u for this
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>>Taha : Ok .. just give me the ( job ) then .. we smoke, and make
>>head
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>>Reporter : Grrrrrrrr
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>>Taha : Ok ok .. need a taxi?
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